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pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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